# "A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs."- Sarah Thompson

# "Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."- Paul Gray

# "One must love a cat on its own terms."- Paul Gray

# "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

# "One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular."- Helen Thomson

# "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

#  When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? - Montaigne

# You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. - Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time [689])

# You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

# "After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."- Charlotte Gray